WILL.I.AM

i don't really enjoy remix but this one is good.

today is my CA last day of school and so i went up to him

me: hey mr william, good luck for the future and thank you.
mr william: thanks thank. sorry mr andrew isn't back yet he'll be back 1 month time.
me: oh okay okay! :)

mr andrew is a HAMSOM ang moh lecturer. he really is very hamsom. from scottland. i always pay alot of attention in his class. :)
nadya face = Mr andrew

twenty ten

me: hello, what can i get for you sir?
ang moh: grande cappucino. whats your name?
me: alright. i'm nadya and yourself?
ang moh: paul, hey nadya! you look like lily allen, do you know her? you look like her.
me: yea! OH THATS GREAT!
wait till he sees katy perry. i bet he'll think we're twin.

bye twenty zero nine and hello twenty ten!!
a year pass but i don't get older. i'm still 12 12 12! i won't get old. -crap i'm 19 already-

HO HO HO

If a fat man comes into your room in the middle of the night and shoves you into a bag don't be scared its cause i told santa i wanted a friend like you for chirstmas.

now that explain why i got asthma in the middle of the night because santa put me in his red bulu bulu bag and i guess it was quite dusty from all the soft toys and all.
damn i was warned, yet i didn't wear a mask or took my puff.

MERRY CHIRSTMAS WORLD!!

pop my eyes!

i was just telling myself that if my dad were to leave alone, he doesn't need a kitchen. he could just transform it to to another room. i was wrong! damn he can cook! it tasted sooo good or than again, maybe i was hungry.
than where did i get the i-cannot-cook-genes from?
as much as i want to cook, i always end up eating burned or saltless or are you serious this is call food? food.
how do this people do it? how is it possible? teach me!

ho no!!

now i remember why i don't watch horror.
watching horror during the day time doesn't lessen your scaredness.
if you're scared, you're scared.
do you know the oh-damn-the-ghost-is-coming part? the night bed room scene?
the ghost always appear at around 4-ish plus in the morning right.
this morning i woke up at around 4-ish plus too!! ho no and i couldn't get back to sleep because i just couldn't because i was scared because i kept thinking about it. ho no!!

i've been diligently wearing my retainers this few day when i'm not eating. teeth please do not move.

taste of her candy stick

have you ever gotten a candy stick as a gift? isn't it the most annoying gift ever? you staring at candy stick and candy stick staring back at you. what do i do with it? brush my teeth with those sweet stuff? at the end of it i get sticky lips, funky colour tongue and you feel so guilty having too much sugar. this is bad, i'm talking about a candy sticks 1 oclock in the morning. i better get some sleep or get a life.

lavis davisdad! i want to wish you a merry christmas.

the more we get together

i'm smiling and smiling really big!
i just had a great talk with veronica campbell brown.

me: hello, big fan! -big smile, big wave-
veronica: oh thanks -smile-
she and i are like best buds now. hahahahahahahahahaha!

those who don't know who she is, shes the Jamaican athlete.
somewhat like usain bolt just the female version.
how great can my life get!